submission from steve yanchuk
is there a cute (tattooed) boys with cats that I can go squee and masturbate to?
Every day. Never stop.
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disclaimer: this is my own personal account so i won’t respond to fuckery and if you cite without proper citation and permission, it’s your ass. this story about the young Black girl being charged as an adult for a…
I have no libido.
I’m horny and angry and violent and just want to pound things. But the thought of actually having sex with someone makes me lose it all. And kind of want to throw up.
What. The fuck. Did he do to me?
How do I fix this? More violent makeouts?
realest shit i ever heard
Rihanna is on point with this one.
I needed to read this.
(via holesinthekneesofmyjeans)
I just miss him and want him back and I have to stop fucking thinking like that. It’s pretty much bullshit. God, I seriously kind of want to fuck him out of my mind. But I’m pretty sure it won’t be worth it. Good sex is good sex, but he knew how to fuck me gently.
i love when people who have vaginas pretend nothing but a slim jim will fit
like, if you want to talk “slut shaming”, that’s the height of it to me. that we’ve been convinced the most attractive characteristic a woman can have is a vajay so tight “i can barely even get one of my own fingers in it!”
BULLSHITand we spend money buying balls and machines to “tighten your muscles!” and we have surgeries to cut the “unsightly extra skin off” and it’s got to be tight! so tight it’s painful for you to have anything inserted inside you because that’s sexy to a man.
and it’s not ever about your pleasure! even when surgeons create vaginal openings or surgically alter existing vaginal openings, it’s not about your pleasure! it’s about making sure it’s tight enough for intercourse. Sexy.
and, through all of that, we convince ourselves this is necessary. “i can’t be loose like i’ve had kids!” “i use (insert object (pun intended)) so i can keep it tight and right for my man!” “i can’t have a guy with a big one, i can’t even get one/two fingers in without hurting!” “he says i feel like a virgin, i’m so tight!” “you’ve done fisting? you weren’t worried about having all that inside you?”
It’s just… sad.
It’s like… really? really?
We’ll convince ourselves that this is right - that to be a viable candidate for Getting Chose™, it has to be “so tight, I bleed if it’s too big!”
Ugh.
YES.
ALL OF THIS
Which is why they got them creams and shit to make your pussy ‘tight’ again.
GTFO with that bullshit.
the best way to a girl’s heart is to cut a hole and dig it out of her rib cage
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